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May062010

Cat Attack - Computer Scenario - 56/365

by static416This is how it starts. He lies down next to the laptop while I'm typing and starts swatting at my fingers. Grabbing my hand and pulling it toward him for some bite-action.

by static416A light swat to his face illicits this response. Now it's on.

by static416He gets up and makes growly noises. Getting all up in my grill.

by static416Repeated attempts to push him off the computer are fruitless. He just jumps back up and gets in my face. Productivity is now zero and I'm fighting for my very life.

by static416He sits back on his haunches in order to bat and claw with both front paws, grabbing and biting and growling. It's quite terrifying. No amount of yelling or pushing on my part will dissuade him.

by static416Of course I know his one weakness, his kryptonite. A couple squirts of water from the spray bottle and he squints at me and slinks away to console himself by licking his own genitals.

Vanquished, but not defeated.

Reader Comments (2)

Excellently documented combat.

May 6, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJoe C.

These are hilarious, Eric. The look of intensity is priceless.

May 6, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterEmma

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