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My readers are weirdos
Thursday, July 31, 2008 at 9:37AM
Apparently a substantial portion of my readership come to me when looking for information on vagina, penis, or hermaphrodites. I get this data from my blog stats, and it's an interesting look into what people use the internet for.
For some reason, on the 28th there was a massive spike in the views of a post I created over a month before.
Looking a little more deeply into the keywords for that day show that a strong majority of the keywords used that day to find my blog were sexual in one way or another.
So my question is, what happened on the 28th to cause this massive rise in sexual search queries? Was there some sort of epidemic of sexual frustration that caused 13 people to just type "vagina" into the nearest serach engine? And apparently after that didn't yield the desired results they proceeded to be a little more specific.
"Oh did I say I wanted 'vagina'? Sorry. What I really wanted was 'penis in vagina'"
And they must have been somewhat disappointed when their desire for what was probably pornography gave them this or this. Some guy types a search for "hermaphrodite sex video", takes off his pants, clicks a link, and hears David Attenborough's voice and sees two 12 inch slugs coiling their penises together. Probably not what he was looking for.
by 0range County Girl
For some reason, on the 28th there was a massive spike in the views of a post I created over a month before.
Looking a little more deeply into the keywords for that day show that a strong majority of the keywords used that day to find my blog were sexual in one way or another.
So my question is, what happened on the 28th to cause this massive rise in sexual search queries? Was there some sort of epidemic of sexual frustration that caused 13 people to just type "vagina" into the nearest serach engine? And apparently after that didn't yield the desired results they proceeded to be a little more specific.
"Oh did I say I wanted 'vagina'? Sorry. What I really wanted was 'penis in vagina'"
And they must have been somewhat disappointed when their desire for what was probably pornography gave them this or this. Some guy types a search for "hermaphrodite sex video", takes off his pants, clicks a link, and hears David Attenborough's voice and sees two 12 inch slugs coiling their penises together. Probably not what he was looking for.
by 0range County Girl
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